Germaphobe Chronicles (Couples Edition): Our Life as the Pen-Hating, Laundry-Obsessed Sarkies

Long before sarcoidosis turned my immune system into a half-functioning smoke detector, my wife and I were card-carrying germaphobes. Yes, both of us. We cringe at communal pens, we wash clothes after stepping outside to walk the dog, and we carry more Purell than snacks. Here’s why we’d rather bring our own pen than touch yours—and why every shirt that sees daylight gets washed. (sarcoidosis included)

When Your Heart Throws a Tantrum and Your Doctor Ambushes You With a Flu Shot

Living with heart failure and sarcoidosis means my heart sometimes behaves like an untrained sous-chef—dropping beats, burning the sauce, and sending everyone into panic mode. After a surprise fibrillation episode, some extra beats, and a cardiologist who ambushed me with a flu shot before I could protest, I’m trying to stay calm, breathe, and avoid yet another hospital stay.

Wiping the Slate Clean: Why My Sarcoidosis and Heart Meds Actually Work

Starting with a “clean slate” isn’t just an expression—it’s kind of my secret weapon in surviving sarcoidosis, heart failure, and the great prednisone weight gain saga. From resisting meds as a kid to relying on homeopathy and careful research now, I’ve learned that empowering yourself with knowledge, mindful eating, and a dash of common sense can make chronic illness just a little bit less chaotic. Here’s how I went from fighting every pill to trusting what my body truly needs—and why you might want to wipe your slate clean too. sarcoidosis

The Sinking Ship and the Whistling Chef: Sarcoidosis, Chronic Illness, and the Petty Art of Staying Afloat

Someone decided my take on living with sarcoidosis was “too upbeat,” like I’m out here harmonizing with woodland creatures while my body runs a nonstop group project I didn’t sign up for. But if you’ve ever tried to stay afloat in chronic illness while strangers critique your coping skills, you already know the real story isn’t about pretending—it’s about refusing to let misery run the whole kitchen…