Germaphobe Chronicles (Couples Edition): Our Life as the Pen-Hating, Laundry-Obsessed Sarkies

Long before sarcoidosis turned my immune system into a half-functioning smoke detector, my wife and I were card-carrying germaphobes. Yes, both of us. We cringe at communal pens, we wash clothes after stepping outside to walk the dog, and we carry more Purell than snacks. Here’s why we’d rather bring our own pen than touch yours—and why every shirt that sees daylight gets washed. (sarcoidosis included)

The New Trend in Unhygienic: 72-Hour Deodorant and the Death of Daily Showers

There’s a disturbing trend creeping into everyday life: deodorants and body sprays that promise “72 hours of freshness.” Seventy-two hours. Three full days. And people are buying them like it’s a revolutionary breakthrough. It’s not. It’s a symbol of how far we’ve strayed from basic hygiene. Have we really gotten that lazy? I grew up …